Zodiac Roles for a Week of Fun

"If you were born in January, congratulations — you’ve been promoted to a motivational

speaker. Your new office is any place where someone feels hopeless, lost,

or just really dramatic for no reason. Your task is simple: inspire people, even when you don’t

believe your own quotes. You must speak with confidence, pause like you’re

changing lives, and end every statement with… ‘You can do it.’” "If you’re a February

baby, destiny has chosen you to be a love and relationship therapist.

For one entire week, you will decode text messages, analyze confusing emojis,

and listen to romantic disasters that sound like Netflix drama mixed with bad decisions. You must say things