Zombie Makeup Scares Off Jehovah's Witnesses

That's one way to scare off religious solicitors. So, back in 2011,

I was majoring in theatre arts at the local college and was in the theatrical makeup class.

It was the only class I had on Fridays and I frequently came home in whatever I had done that

day in class to show my dad. It was the week of Halloween and our teacher was

teaching us bloodies, gore makeup, and my horror-obsessed, haunted house scare actor,

Fleet Street is the best stage blood boasting self was going WILD. While most of the

other students did a burn, a few bruises, maybe a gash on the arm,

I made myself look like roadkill that also got mauled by a bear. It was A LOT,