Unbelievable Encounters with Nature

What's your best story that is 100% real but nobody believes you? When I was 15 years

old I was in my kitchen, home alone, cutting a pineapple. There was a fly

that was bussing around my face for the past 2 minutes and it was getting really fucking annoying,

so, just for the heck of it, out of pure blind rage,

I grabbed my knife and swung it at the fly in mid air. I sliced the fly in half.

Sliced it, in fucking half. After I did that, I immediately realized no one would ever

believe me. When I was about 8 years old my Dad and I were throwing the Nerf Whistler

Football out in the yard. My Dad had quite the arm back in the day so when