A Caution Against Blenders

Refrain from inserting your gentleman's appendage into a blender The magnitude of

anguish you would endure would be substantial. Regardless of how alluring or enticing

it may appear, it is not a worthy endeavor. Even if it might prevent the loss

of your esteemed member, I implore you to refrain. There exists no

advantage, only detrimental consequences. Firstly: you forfeit your esteemed appendage.

Secondly: you are likely to have an aversion to that particular appliance henceforth,

resulting in a considerable financial outlay for its replacement. Thirdly: the expenses incurred for medical

attention could be exorbitant. Moreover, should you or another be incapable of