A Grand Cuzzie Date Awaits

My Dearest Cousin, ’Tis been far too long since last thy presence graced these humble halls!

I find myself yearning for thy company, for truly, I do miss thee dearly. Thou must come hither

soon, that we may share in laughter and adventure once more. Let us away to the

mall, or perhaps to Tysons Corner, where merriment and mischief await!

We shall feast upon Birea tacos, as is our noble tradition, and call it a grand

cuzzie date befitting our bond. It grieves me that thou hast not visited in many moons.

Come, let us ride together in my carriage (well—my car), with no one else

but thee and me. Let us do something splendid—something free of sisters and full of joy!