A Message from the North Pole

Hello there, Steve. I wanted to have a little chat before the

big night. My elves have been busy, but they brought me some concerning

news recently. I know about that little bit of trouble you got into last

week. It was quite a silly mistake, Steve, and not the

behavior I expect. Now, you know I keep a very detailed list of

who is being good. Right now, your name is sitting uncomfortably close

to the naughty side. That is a place no boy wants to be

when my sleigh takes off. You must remember how hard your parents work to