A Warrior's Misadventures in D&D

My first night of Dungeons and Dragons, my manager took it seriously.

He was DM of the campaign, a new side of him I did see.

He used silly voices. He gave my warrior a bow. We ended up

in a tavern, out of character, I wanted to go. I laughed at

a drunk dwarf, Lacking premonitions I didn't know. I didn't say out of character,

I ended up using my bow. I rolled a nine and missed the dwarf,

but he almost got the best of me. Like any good brave warrior,

for the door I did flee. I scrambled onto the street, it was the