Absurd Roman Inventions That Actually Worked

The Romans invented roads, aqueducts… but also some other things that make you question

their sanity. Here are 5 absurd roman inventions that actually worked. At number five:

the Roman penis door lock. Yes, a magical bronze wang guarding your

house. Was it security? Was it fertility? Was it just Romans being horny?

We’ll never know — but apparently it worked. #4 – Deadly sweeteners. Romans used lead

to sweeten their wine. Lead. As in: “destroys your brain” lead.

And they drank it DAILY. Honestly, half of Roman politics makes more sense

now. #3 – The Anti-Snoring Slave Rich Romans didn’t like snoring…