AI's "Helpful" Advice on Being Broke

Today I asked AI to make me rich and it gave me a To-Do list. Step 1: Wake up.

Step 2: Touch grass. Step 3: Stop being broke. I was like wow, thank you ChatGPT,

now I'm poor AND offended. The audacity of this robot telling me to touch grass

when I'm out here grinding for content every day. Like I didn't already know I was broke,

thanks for the reminder. Then it had the nerve to add you're welcome at the end like it just solved

world hunger or something. I'm sitting here asking for million dollar business

ideas and this thing really said have you tried not being poor. Revolutionary advice

right there. Next time I'm just gonna ask my mom for money, at least she'll