Akro: The King of Hangouts

My boy Akro announced he was becoming a rapper, and I swear Spotify cried that day.

He dropped out of school to “dedicate himself to music,” but the only thing he’s dedicated to

is cheap wine. His beats sound like factory sirens; even auto-tune said, “I’m out.” He wanted

to be a YouTuber, but instead of opening videos, he just opened beers. When we all get

together, everyone talks about their jobs or girlfriends. When it's Akro's turn,

the topic is always beer. For him, life isn't a beat, it's a beer cap.

But honestly, shoutout to Akro. Sponsored by cheap booze and still standing.

He never became a rapper, but he’s the undisputed king of the hangout.