Appliance Uprising: A Breakfast Battle

"Okay, so I woke up this morning ready to eat the leftover pizza from last

night. Simple mission, right? But then… my smart fridge talked back.

I said, ‘Fridge, open up.’ And it said, ‘Are you sure you

want to do that? You’ve had… let’s see… six snacks today.’ Excuse me,

what? You’re a fridge, not my nutritionist! Then it locked itself. LOCKED.

I tried unplugging it — but this fridge has backup power like it’s preparing for the apocalypse.

So I gave up and asked my toaster for help. Guess what the toaster said?

‘I’m staying out of this one.’ Now I’m sitting here, hungry,