Baby Shark Sets Off Haunted Hotel Alarm

So, I'm staying at this creepy old hotel for work. It's one of those

places with flickering lights and "haunted" vibes. My coworker dares me to sneak into

the restricted 4th floor at midnight – rumored to be where some 1800s guest...

y'know, checked out permanently. I'm no hero, but I grab my phone, hit record for clout,

and creep upstairs. The hallway's dark, smells like mold, and I hear this faint whispering.

I'm freaking out but keep going, whispering to my video, "Yo,

Reddit, if I die, avenge me." Then I see it: a shadowy figure at

the end of the hall. My heart stops. I panic, trip over a rug, and my phone flies