Banana, Belly Growls, and a B

“Okay, so I had to give a presentation in front of my entire class.

I practiced for HOURS. I thought I was ready. I start talking…

and immediately, my voice cracks so loud, even the teacher flinched.

I keep going, trying to act confident, but then I trip over my own words… and accidentally

say the word ‘banana’ instead of ‘balance.’ Everyone laughs. I freeze. I point at a random

slide, hoping no one notices. Then my dog barked… wait, no,

it was my stomach growling… at the loudest possible time. By the end,

I was sweating, shaking, and somehow… still got a B. Moral of the story?