Beachside Christmas Dreams

To face unafraid, the plans that we've made. Walking in a

winter wonderland. Let's talk about this so-called Wonderland. Check the facts, take a look

at the other hand. It's peaceful and serene, they'd have you

believe, but wouldn't you rather be chilling in the heat at the beach?

Yeah, the sand sucks. Yeah! And it gets in your crack,

but that snow will mean earmuffs plus a heavy jacket. Nope,

I'll stick to my flip-flops and barefoot strolls. Without a beanie hat atop my

dome, I'll be avoiding that northerly breeze. So I'm heading down south,