Bin Laden at Burger Fling

I saw Bin Laden at Burger Fling in my hometown. Sitting at a

booth with Elvis the King, munching his croquette down. He smiled at

me and with a wink of his eye, disappeared into thin air.

But I saw Bin Laden at Burger Fling, he was sitting right over there.

I read a story today, Al-Qaeda has gone away. But it don't

matter to me, I'd rather watch NBC. I've heard a rumor going round,

Bin Laden is hiding in the ground. And like the groundhog in PA,

he only comes out on sunny days. I saw Bin Laden at Burger