Birthday Gift or Relationship Test?

My boyfriend hid my birthday gift for three months to “teach me patience” — and now he’s shocked

I moved out. Throwaway because he knows my main. F(22), boyfriend M(24).

Together 2 years. So… this is probably the dumbest hill a relationship has ever died on,

but here we are. My birthday was in August. My boyfriend kept hyping up this “amazing”

gift he got me. He wouldn’t tell me what it was, just that “it’s something I’ve always

wanted” and that he “went all out.” I was excited but didn’t think much of it.

My birthday arrives… no gift. He gives me a small envelope with a handwritten note

that says: > “Your real gift arrives when you learn patience.” I honestly thought