Biscuit's Dimension-Hopping Adventure

Reality actually glitched this morning and my cat started floating like a helium balloon.

I woke up to find Biscuit spinning in mid-air right before my TV announced the universe was

rebooting. My apartment door opened into Dimension 7-B, which looked like

a futuristic airport where a toaster robot handed me an anti-gravity permit.

I walked past a cafe where people were yelling at their past selves and found a portal

home. The line was huge, but Biscuit floated right in. We are back now,

but he is wearing a literal Certified Dimension Traveler badge and I swear the kitchen is singing

opera.