Britain's Weirdest Law: The Suspicious Salmon Act

Still single but at least I know Britain's weirdest law. In the UK,

it's technically illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances. Yes,

suspicious salmon handling is a real crime under the Salmon Act of 1986.

This bizarre law was created to stop illegal fishing and black market fish trading.

But the wording is so vague that nobody really knows what makes salmon handling suspicious.

Is it the way you hold it? A shifty glance? The government never

clarified! So technically, if you're sneaking around with a salmon at midnight,

you could be arrested! Britain really said we'll regulate everything, even your relationship