"Casino Conundrum: Banned for Bad Vibes"

I've been banned from seventeen casinos across three states, and the reason is honestly hilarious.

See, I figured out the slot machines weren't actually random. I spent six months

studying patterns, probability theory, quantum mechanics for some reason. Convinced myself

I cracked the code. Walked into my local casino with my entire paycheck, two thousand dollars

cash. First spin, lost a hundred. Second spin, lost another hundred.

By spin number five, I'm down eight hundred dollars and sweating. But here's the thing about gambling addiction

disguised as confidence. You can't just walk away when you've convinced yourself you're a genius.

So I kept going. Spin after spin. Oh dang it. Oh dang it. Oh dang it.