Cats: Masters of Human Manipulation

Cats actually understand over 50 different human words but pretend they don't. Your cat knows exactly

when you're calling their name, they just choose to ignore you. Studies show cats

recognize their owner's voice from other humans but only respond when they feel like it.

They've basically trained us to serve them while making us think we're the ones in charge.

When you meow back at your cat, you're actually speaking broken cat language.

It's like a toddler trying to speak French. Your cat is probably thinking you just

said something completely ridiculous, which explains that judgmental stare they give you afterward.