Chaos in the Kitchen and the Brain

Snack organization is literally a personality trait and nobody can convince me otherwise.

I'm standing in my kitchen arranging my chips and dip like I'm auditioning for Chopped,

creating flavor combinations that would make Gordon Ramsay weep. Then I open the pantry and

discover my secret stash of expired granola bars. From 2021. Do I throw

them out? Absolutely not. I'm debating whether they deserve a spot in my

imaginary cooking show. Suddenly I knock over the popcorn and it's an avalanche of regret

and kernels everywhere. I'm having a full existential crisis over one kernel on the floor

while holding another handful... because apparently I've been hoarding snacks like they're going