Chill Your Way to Focus

Bro. Your focus button is literally… on your FACE. (confused muppet

blinking) Yeah—right here.” (points aggressively at nose bridge) Cool this tiny spot

for 5 seconds and your brain goes: (dramatic gasp) “OH WE’RE AWAKE NOW?”

It instantly activates your locus coeruleus— (mock serious tone) that’s your brain’s built-in ‘WAKE UP

BRO’ center.” (laughs hysterically) “You basically trick your brain into going from potato

mode → productive human.” So next time you can’t focus on homework or life…”

(sarcastic whisper) …put an ice cube on your nose like a highly educated clown.”

It works. Don’t ask why. Just do it.”