CiCi’s Pizza Disaster Drive Home

We saw a $6 CiCi's pizza deal on Instagram and had to try it. Didn't get the deal, paid full price

anyway. Twenty slices for $20. Pretty mid, but decent.

After, we walked around a discount furniture store. I farted on the

couches, no problem. Then we stopped for gas at Circle K.

My wife asked a dumb question, and I said, you know what I think about that?

I tried to fart as a response. It was not a fart. I shit myself. Mostly silent,

so she didn't notice. I told her I needed the bathroom because I shat my pants. She thought I was

joking since we were a minute from home. She was right, so I waddled back