Claudio the Mighty Fat Man Cat

You know Frosty and Rudolph and all of that. But have you heard the tale

of the mighty fat man cat? Claudio was a Maine Coon with a

golden lion mane. A giant orange fluff ball who could hardly fit a frame.

He wasn't just a house cat, no, he ruled the winter land.

A legend round Rebecca's home, the mighty fat man cat. Oh,

Claudio, the mighty fat man cat, he struts like Christmas royalty.

With his jingle jangle paws and his festive chunk applause, he's the king

of holiday glee. Yeah! Yes, Claudio, the mighty fat