Clearing Up the 'I Had a Friend' Meme

No, and, and here's the thing. So many people are like,

"There's no way Joe has this many friends." I don't. When I say,

"I had a friend," I'm just not naming... Why would I be like, "My friend, Steve," right?

Because that's just pointless. Like, I would just say, "I had a friend."

But everybody assumes that when I say, "I had a friend," each individual story is about a

different person. "I had a friend" is like one of nine people. Like I'm almost...

Like half of the stories that "I had a friend" is about like one of three people.

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