Clever Old Man Outsmarts Thieves and Police

83 year old woman lying on the bed said to her 87 year old husband, listen,

I just looked out the window and saw the garage light was on. Will you go and

turn it off? The old man got up from the bed with great difficulty, opened a window,

and saw five or six thieves trying to break into his garage door. He called the nearest

police station. I live at 1 23 Elmer street. There are five or six men breaking

into my garage. Send a police team quickly. From the other side, came the dispatcher's

voice, we've written down your address. We don't have any free teams right

now. As soon as we get in touch with a team, I'll send them to