College Speedrun Fail

I failed three classes my sophomore year, thinking I could speedrun college.

Big mistake. Turns out you cannot skip tutorial levels in real life.

You need a system for when your brain is running on four hours of sleep.

Then I met this guy: partied every weekend, still pulled straight A's.

He treated his calendar like a bouncer: study blocks sacred, party nights sacred.

No mixing, no guilt. My grades went up, my stress went

down.