Confronting a Squeeble Jeeb Intruder

I was just moomelooming around in my partoosh, working on my fucking coob, until i heard a

loud ass fucking sound coming from the gyoub, so i pick up my fucking bookie for

protection and i go to check that fucking sound out, when i arrive, i open the yebi

to the gyoub only to see one of those god damned fucking squeeble jeebs loobaling around in there,

the fucking squeeble jeeb then looks at me as if i'm gonna give him some of my queeps,

but i know better than to trust a fucking squeeble jeeb, so without any further

hesitation i pull out my bookie and blast that little fucker back to the dirty peetorp where

he fucking belongs