(Cover) "Finding The Critoris"

There once was a fighter, so daring, so sly With a wink of his eye,

and a sword held high He'd laugh as he lunged, and he'd boast with a grin "I know where

to strike to make sure I win" Oh, he finds the critoris, sharp and true Strikes to the spot that

none other knew Not in the books, nor the wizards' old lore But he'll double his damage

and come back for more The rogue asked him softly, "Now how do you know That tender

weak place where the killing blows go?" The fighter just chuckled,

then his head shook "It's easy to find once you know where to look" Oh, he finds the critoris,

sharp and true Strikes to the spot that none other knew Not in the books, nor the wizards'