(Cover) My Staff Is Always Raised

Hey! Oh, I'm a wizard, mighty, bold,

and brave. With a staff so grand, it does misbehave. I stride through

dungeon spells ablaze. But my staff is always raised. It humps at dawn, it humps at dusk.

It tingles like I found some musk. The party laughs, the bar's amazed. My staff is always

raised. My staff is always raised, oh aye. Reaching for the

stars and sky. For battle love or just a pie. My staff is always raised.

I cast charm person to win her bed. Tried mage hand, got slapped instead. The rogue side,

you're quite deranged. But my staff had not yet changed. In markets, fields and dragon