DevOps Nightmare at 3 AM

They brief us, day of launch. Site's live, good luck. Ten milliseconds later,

the whole thing's fucking stuck. CPU pegged at a hundred, cache warmer's a

joke. Solar's throwing five hundreds like it's trying to choke. Managers ghosted,

vendors pointing fingers. Meanwhile, the page is screaming like a thousand dead ringers.

No redundancy, no circuit breaker. No plan, just move fast and don't break

it, says the leadership man. Your legacy debt. Your technical debt.

Your debts collecting interest in my sleep. Pager goes off. Pager goes off.

3 AM again and the whole stack's fucking lost. Pager goes off. Pager goes off.