Dipshit Joe's Lawsuit Bride

She came rollin' in on an empty heart. No trade in her hands,

no fire, no spark. Just a loud opinion and a long list of

fears and a Facebook feed full of imagined jeers. Called herself a

victim of a cruel old town, said everybody laughed when she walked around.

Then she spotted him slow with his head hung low, a lonely little

dentist they called Dipshit Joe. Joe just lost his folks and the check came

through. Old Money knew grief, didn't know what to do.

She said, "Baby, I see you. You're misunderstood." He heard love,