Doomscrolling at 3:47 AM

POV: you said you’d only scroll for 5 minutes but now it’s 3:47 AM and your brain is running

on pure chaos. You’re watching a video of a raccoon doing backflips and somehow you’re

emotionally invested. Your last three brain cells are arguing about whether to sleep,

eat, or watch just ONE more video. You know you should stop but the algorithm

just dropped the most unhinged content you’ve ever seen and now you’re locked in.

Your eyes are burning, your phone is overheating, and your screen time is about to file a complaint.

But it’s fine. You’ll sleep after this one. Definitely. For real this time.

Probably. Maybe.