Ducks

did you knows? ducks is just expensive chickens, some ducks is red and some ducks is

pink this is because i only sees ducks in a minecraft modpack where somebody dyes them like sheep

but with food coloring and axe body spray. ducks has three eyelids because two is for peasants

and the third one is for watching master chef. baby ducks thinks the first thing

they sees is mom but sometimes its a football and then that duck grows up and joins the

nfl and wins superbowl thats facts. ducks sleeps with one brain half at time like pirate

on duty but the other half dreams about bread and world domination. if you feeds a duck

spicy chips it becomes a dragon and breathes fire quacks thats why parks bans flamin hot cheetos.