Dukey Alert: The Gloop King Rises

My shart killed the whole universe. I have a code dukey alert. My internal plumbling

has reached a state of maximum gloop-tensity. The tabans are vibrating at a

frequency that has summonded the great shart shadow of the lake. I have consumed

a whole bag of frozen burritos and my butt fountains are currently set to

high-velocity jet stream. The villagers in my cellar are building a statue of my sharted

remains using only their teeth and some old mustard. It is a

gloop-ulous day for the civilization. If you hear a thunderous clap from the hallway,

do not run. It is simply the dukey alien prophecy fulfilling its gas destiny,