Dumb Games, Dumb Prizes

Well, Jimmy's on the roof with a GoPro strapped to his crown.

Looking at the swimming pool that fit directly down. He's had a six-pack of liquid

courage and a dare from a friend. He's calculating physics that he never

did understand. He takes a leap of faith, but the gravity is feeling real.

Missed the water by an inch. Now his knee is made of steel.

There's Sheila in the fast lane, texting while she's doing 80. Writing "LOL" to

someone while the road is getting crazy. Clipped a semi-truck because she couldn't

put the phone away. She's staring at her toe, will call it