Earthquake Safety Tips for Everyone

Chat, we all know that earthquakes are ur #1 OPP. But don’t worry,

we gotchu, just watch this video to the end and you’ll gain like +1000 aura.

K so first, drop and get low, or you’ll literally be cooked. Get down and hide

under a sturdy desk or table. Lastly, hold on. IDC if the desk

moves. Move with it bro. K, now, here's what u shouldn't

do if u don't want to be oofed by physics. Avoid running outside while trembling, cuz that's lowkey

NPC behavior. And don’t stand near glass, cuz like it’ll literally betray you.

Also, avoid using elevators because u can’t win that side quest. A’ight,