Epic Dog vs. Cat Showdown

I watched my neighbor's dog break the world record for fastest cat chase yesterday. This golden retriever

hit 30 miles per hour through three backyards, knocked over a grill, destroyed a kiddie

pool, and launched himself off a trampoline. The cat? Sitting on the fence

the whole time, completely unbothered, licking its paw. The dog finally stopped,

looked up, realized he'd been played, and just walked home in shame.

That cat is a psychological warfare expert and honestly, I respect it.