Football, Not Soccer Debate

Americans calling it soccer drives me absolutely insane. You know what really gets me?

They act like football is too confusing, like the name doesn't make sense. Bro,

you kick a ball with your foot. That's literally why it's called football.

But no, they had to rename it soccer because they already have a sport where dudes

throw an egg shaped thing with their hands. Make that make sense. And then they have

the audacity to say our sport is boring. Meanwhile, their football games

last four hours with a thousand commercial breaks. At least in real football,

the action doesn't stop every thirty seconds. The whole world calls it football