From Broke to Infinite Aura

​"My girlfriend Chloe just lost all her aura. She dumped me at school because I

was 'too broke' to buy her a Starry. She looked at my shoes and said, 'Eww,

zero rizz. I’m leaving you for a Sigma.' ​Then, she hopped into

Kyle’s car—the school bully. Kyle looked at me and said, 'L-Ratio + Rip Bozo,'

while doing the Griddy. Chloe posted a TikTok saying: 'Finally upgraded from an

NPC.' ​Fast forward to the school gala. Chloe and Kyle were flexing fake chains,

acting like the main characters. Suddenly, the music stopped. The Principal announced

the guest of honor who just donated 1 million Robux to the school. ​I walked on stage