From Slime to Love

The Story of Evolution – Told Like a Kid. Once upon a very, very long time ago, there was nothing.

Not a thing. Not even a speck of dust. Then, suddenly,

the nothing decides to explode. Boom! Still no reason why,

but wow… everything sparkles! Billions and billions of years pass — because “billions”

sounds big and clever. Then, from one tiny puddle of green slime, a bubble pops.

Nobody knows how, but this slime doesn’t want to stay boring. It blinks, thinks,

and wiggles with a funny grin — like it just had an idea. The slime grows fins,

then legs, then fur, then a tail. After lots of practice — ta-da!