Gay Christmas Pirates

Came out the sky like they fell from a plane, with eye patches

and parrots and lots of eyeliner. Boots full of glitter, coats smelling like

pine and mistletoe daggers they said were just for decoration. I have no

idea how they got past security, but here they are kicking down doors and yelling,

"Get in the van or we'll blow your brains out." With candy canes

and presents and a rainbow-covered tree. They might be high, they might be

gay. But who cares? Here they are and they brought rum.

They came for the holiday. They're spreading Christmas cheer in a very specific way.