Goldilocks and the Consequence Problem

Goldilocks committed breaking and entering, ate stolen property, destroyed furniture, and somehow became

best friends with her victims. This fairy tale teaches kids the worst possible lesson

about consequences. Picture this. A random girl finds an empty house in the woods and decides

to just walk in. No knocking. No checking if anyone's home. She immediately

helps herself to someone else's breakfast and completely finishes an entire bowl of porridge that wasn't

hers. But she doesn't stop there. She goes into the living room and

literally breaks their furniture. The smallest chair gets destroyed because she decided to test

it out like she owns the place. Still not done, Goldilocks heads upstairs and climbs