Grandpa’s Anal Beekeeping Disaster

Grandpa found a hive in the backyard, thought, “Hell, I’ll try a new way!”

Pulled his pants down, said, “Boys, let’s make some

honey today!” Bees buzzing, he moaned, “It’s warm back here,

just like spring,” One flew in, stung his ass, he yelped like a goddamn king.

Grandpa’s got bees in his butt, oh what a terrible plan, Honey dripping down,

screaming, “Get ‘em, I can!” Neighbors run, dogs puke,

it’s a sticky, screaming mess, Grandpa’s anal beekeeping, pure chaotic distress! He tried to jiggle

‘em in, thought he’d make them settle in, Bees swarmed out his ass,