I Think Krampus is Hunting Me

Warning. My doorbell camera caught something impossible for thirty straight nights

and I need you to see this. December first. Three thirty three AM.

Motion detected at the end of my driveway. Just shadows moving between the trees.

I figured it was a deer. December fifth. Same time. Closer now.

Whatever it is stands on two legs. The footage glitches when it gets near the streetlight.

December tenth. It's at my mailbox. I can see horns. Actual horns silhouetted against the snow.

My camera keeps cutting out for exactly six seconds every time. December fifteenth.

It's studying my house. Circling the perimeter. The timestamp burns red instead of white.