Gravity's Relentless Grip

Gravity is the invisible hand that yeets things to the floor because it has personal beef with you.

Newton basically said everything with mass wants to hug everything else.

But it’s a weird, unrequited hug. The Earth is super clingy, dragging you down

like a toxic ex every time you try to jump. The bigger something is,

the more gravity it has. That’s why planets are space vacuums and black holes

are like trying to cancel a gym membership—you’re never getting out. It’s all just cosmic

thirst. So next time you trip, remember: you didn’t fail.

Gravity succeeded. Aggressively.