Gut Bacteria: Your Body's Hidden Powerhouse

Alright, buckle the fuck up. Right now, as you're watching

this, you've got about 100 trillion microscopic little bitches living in your intestines

- bacteria, fungi, viruses, and all sorts of disgusting ass microorganisms

squatting rent-free in your gut. That's right, there are more bacterial cells in your digestive

system than there are actual human cells in your whole goddamn body. These little fuckers

weigh about 200 grams - basically the same weight as an adult fucking hamster living inside

you. Here's the deal. These bacterial motherfuckers aren't just chilling in

there doing nothing. They're actually doing some important ass shit. They break down