Haunted Alexa's Dark Humor

So last night I woke up at exactly 3:04 AM because I heard someone whisper my name.

I live alone. I froze, pretending to be asleep. Then Alexa — my

Alexa, sitting on the shelf — started giggling. Like, actual human laughter.

I said, “Alexa, stop.” She goes, “Oh,

I wasn’t talking to you.” Bro, I nearly threw her out the window.

I unplugged her, heart racing, sat in silence for five minutes. Then I hear—

“Running on backup battery.” She turned back on. And then… she said,

“Don’t worry. Nobody would break into your house, you’re broke.” 💀 I just got bullied