If Mondays Were Illegal

Well outlaw my alarm clock and call me free, imagine if Mondays were banned by law!

The whole planet celebratin’ a permanent three-day weekend. Bosses havin’ meltdowns, HR departments in

witness protection. Coffee sales crash, naps skyrocket. The government replaces Mondays with “Pre-Tuesday

Reflection Time.” But before long, Tuesday becomes the new villain, and people start

lobbyin’ to ban that too. So yeah, if Mondays were illegal,

we’d still find somethin’ to hate — like printer jams and optimism.”