Insulting Rant About Zordan

Yo, check out this absolute clown Zordan—the biggest walking L in existence,

a straight-up human glitch that nobody asked for. Bro’s face looks like it was put

together in a blackout by someone who failed art class, built like a limp noodle,

and gives off vibes of pure desperation and dollar-store cologne. His whole personality

is peak brainrot; every time he talks, it’s like the room loses brain cells instantly.

Can’t pull anyone, can’t win a single debate, can’t even function without embarrassing

himself. Zordan, you’re the reason evolution hits the snooze button—total

washed-up loser, go touch some grass before it rejects you too.